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beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

hate to say it but the key to having things solved by big company customer service is you just gotta stretch the truth with them. or straight up lie. actually. was on the phone for 3 hours because they sent something to the wrong address and spoke to 10 different departments trying to figure out if anyone could go fucking get it and they’re like “uhhh but can you go get it” bitch I’m 8 hours away by car, I don’t live in the house where you sent it.

took a moment to think, called back and was just like. Hi. My package was stolen off the porch!!! Saw the cunt steal it myself!! Anyway can you please send new things to this other address for free since that’s your policy for stolen goods thank you~☆ ! and it was immediately solved.

actually my tags are too good not to include

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follow me for more customer service tips and tricks

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THIS is how it’s done!!!

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kleefkruid:

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it’s called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

brownpau:

slavoj zizek email is a mood

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highstrionics:

“gay subtext” ma'am that’s not subtext that’s written in all caps, underlined, and it looks like a spinning wordart in a powerpoint presentation

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bananaphanta:

shirtsthatgohard:

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How’d you know?

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hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

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everyone shut up except this person

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tangent101:

scienceexclamationmark:

diaryofandnwoman:

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Welcome to the Protestant Work Ethic where if you are not working for 16 hours a day you are a Sinner that will Burn In Hell. Unless of course you are rich in which case you are Blessed by God and can go to Heaven without lifting a finger.

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Anonymous said:


do you think it'll all be okay?

b0nkcreat:

yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime

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Anonymous said:


Fran drescher opposes vaccine mandates just fyi

aunt-agony:

goldcrescent:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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y'know, this is a great way for newer activists to start learning how real coalition building works and how demanding purity is the poison that kills movements in the cradle.

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eroticcannibal:

ice-block:

ice-block:

It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc

I think I may have made it seem like this is about wholesome content (which my sentiment towards that is the same) but most of the time when I see this stuff people are being ridiculed for being completely normal. And I didn’t make up any of these examples btw, I couldn’t find the dance one but only because there are too many videos of people being recorded at cross walks

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(Faces censored and additional text added by me)

Im gonna add this to every post about this i see im never gonna shut up about it. This will get people killed. This will ruin lives. More people live in hiding than you think. So many people are one post away from having to abandon their whole lives. Dont ever post anything of anyone without their consent, stranger or not.

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xeansicemane:

gansmaltz:

whitepeopletwitter:

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common misconception. what they’ve actually invented is money but worse

Countries definitely love it when you go around minting a competing currency within their borders. This will go well and see no complications.

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frenzyarts:

frenzyarts:

Me when I’m in the squishmallow isle of the continence store and see another person:

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I’m so sorry for telling a joke I will never do it again

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theuntoaster:

catgirlwheels:

defectivegembrain:

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

Ever since I read a post saying “don’t trust yourself after 9pm” whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it’s after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.

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ublock-origin:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

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This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

2006-2008 Dodge Ram 1500

Autism be damned my blog can identify a car.

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